James Beamon spent years crafting the perfect bio only to realize only people who really, really, really enjoyed his stories would actually ever read it. So he gave up his quest for the perfect bio and started writing better stories. Now he wishes his bio was better.
James has been published in Intergalactic Medicine Show, AE, Daily Science Fiction, and the Unidentified Funny Objects anthologies among others. He currently lives in Virginia but his day job as a defense contractor has taken him to Iraq, Afghanistan, and the dreaded confines of office meetings. Not above shameless self-promotion, he urges you to buy his novelette Dialogues with Talking Heads at Amazon so he can actually quit his day job. Tell a million of your closest friends.